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10 Disadvantages of being Santa Clause

 

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Well Santa’s job would seem like the best job to have but if you really think about it it can kinda stink. Here are some disadvantages of being Santa 🙂

#1 Santa has to get up really early to get ready to travel around the world.

#2  If there are like a billion kids in the world and all of them put out treats for Santa you would get really sick from eating all of them.

#3 Santa has to take care of a lot of elves and eight reindeer.

#4 Santa has to travel really high to get to all of the houses of children so if you were scared of heights it might not end well.

#5 Santa has to deal with sleigh dysfunction be for Christmas so there are no problems on Christmas Eve.

#6 Santa has to work out a lot so he can burn of all of those cookies. 

#7  Santa has a lot of different names so he has to put a hole bunch of names for Santa on all his gifts and find the right name to fit what the family calls him.

#8 You cant have very many friends besides the elves and his wife because no one can see him.

#9 You have to have a wife.

#10 If you are a girl and you want to be Santa you have to become a boy.

And those are my ten disadvantageous of being Santa Clause.

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